Chaplain’s Corner: CXXXV
Have you ever wondered how woodpeckers can slam their heads into trees all day long and not have to pop a couple of ibuprofens? The answer is that a woodpecker’s body is essentially a giant shock absorber. All of its angles, from beak to toes, help distribute the force of the incessant pounding. Woodpecker craniums are also remarkably engineered. A “third eyelid” prevents a woodpecker’s eyes from popping out. There are special feathers whose only purpose is to cover the nostrils to prevent the inhalation of sawdust.
But the real ornithological miracles are the woodpecker’s brain and tongue. Studies show that the average woodpecker drills away at tree trunks, limbs, and the wood siding on houses about 12,000 times a day. The most powerful blows generate 1000 G’s. That would be 1000 times the force of gravity. Human beings cannot survive a mere 100 G’s. How does a woodpecker’s brain remain unscathed?
The answer appears to be the woodpecker’s unique tongue. The “business end” of the tongue-the part that can extend far beyond the beak, deep inside trees-is covered with tiny barbs that spear tasty insects and grubs that are hiding there. Then there is the other end of the tongue, which is one of the most remarkable features found anywhere in nature.
A woodpecker’s tongue extends backwards inside the beak, deep into the cranium, then through the right nostril, and finally around the entire crown of the head. Reseachers have concluded that the tongue is like a safety belt for the brain, holding it snugly during the most violent pounding. The brain itself is engineered for a lifetime of experiencing stress.
Human brains, unfortunately, are considerably more vulnerable to the pounding stresses of modern life. That’s especially apparent in the widespread experience of worry.
What’s the number one category of over the counter drugs in the United States? Headache remedies. And number two? Medications for gastric distress. Every day we have two choices: We can worry or we can pray. We can surrender to feelings of angst or we can surrender our anxieties to God.
Jesus was blunt: “Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food and the body more than clothes? Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns and yet your heavenly father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they?” (Matthew 6:22-26)
God has given woodpeckers tongues and brains like no other. But he certainly hasn’t overlooked US.
We have the capacity to choose life’s ultimate shock absorber: TRUST.
Ron Naylor, Chaplain