Chaplain’s Corner: XCV

“Facing Your Nineveh”

So how did the Prophet Jonah end up on a Mediterranean beach smelling like a tin of sardines?  It all began with a call from God that, in Jonah’s mind, was definitely not his dream job.

 

“Up on your feet and on your way to Nineveh!  Preach to them.  They are in a bad way and I can’t ignore it any longer.”  But Jonah got up and went the other direction to Tarshish, running away from God.  He got on a boat in Joppa and proceeded to get as far away from God as possible.”  (Jonah 1-3)

 

Nineveh which was east of Israel was the capital of Assyria, one of the ancient world’s evil empires.  The Ninevites were decidedly lacking in people skills.  After they annihilated an enemy city, Assyrian soldiers would typically leave behind a pyramid of human heads as a warning to their neighbors.  Jonah was so excited about working with this group of people that he immediately headed in the opposite direction.

 

So Jonah bought a one-way ticket to the farthest point west he could imagine.  At that time it was a place called Tarshish.  We don’t really know where Tarshish was located exactly.  Presumably it was near Spain.  King Solomon imported from Tarshish gold, silver, ivory, monkeys and peacocks.  In the popular imagination it became a synonym for paradise.

 

Perhaps God has called you, in one way or another, to go east.  But all you want to do is head west.  Perhaps you made a promise to be there for a life partner or a friend in sickness.  But you didn’t realize how hard it would be to love that person when actual sickness, sorrow, and want showed up.  Now you’re standing in line to buy a ticket to Tarshish, where you’ve heard that relationships are problem free.

 

Right here at Westminster Village God may be calling you to make a new friend or spend time with a resident that is struggling with loneliness because they are new to the Village.  Perhaps you have some ideas for activities or the administration but feel you won’t be heard and so it’s easier to not listen to God’s call within you to be a difference maker.

 

But as the story of Jonah reveals, sailing west when God calls us to go east means heading into turbulence.  In Jonah’s case that became a literal experience.  A violent storm overtook the boat on which he was making his escape.  So Jonah made a difficult choice.  He cancelled his trip to Tarshish.  “Throw me off the ship,” he told the crew.  They were terrified to do so.  The prophet may have assumed that his life was now over.  But as Jonah 1:17 tells us, “The Lord provided a huge fish to swallow Jonah.”  Three days later the fish barfed him up on the shoreline of the most compelling Scripture texts for any kid who’s ever felt bored in Sunday School.

 

You may need to make an exceedingly difficult choice too.

 

Stop believing the many lies on the news today.  Face your shortcomings.  Believe the Gospel of grace and love.  You’re not a victim.  The running stops today.

 

Jonah showcased one of life’s key lessons:  It’s always safer to be treading water in God’s ocean than to be on a cruise ship heading in the wrong direction.

 

Faithfully,

Ron Naylor, Chaplain

Chaplain’s Corner: XCIV

“666”

Numbers are a big deal in the Bible.  Over the centuries, scholars have paid considerable attention to numbers like 3 (which seems to signify growth), 4 (often a shorthand for creation, as in four corners of the earth), 7 (which traditionally denotes completeness), 10 (perfection), 12 (the number connected with God’s Chosen people, 12 Tribes of Israel, 12 Disciples), and 40 (a time of trial and testing).

But all would agree that the most famous or infamous number on the pages of scripture is 666.

In the apocalyptic imagery of the Bible’s last book, 666 is the number associated with the Beast—a fearsome creature with seven heads and ten horns that according to Revelation 13:17-18 will emerge from the sea.  The Beast is typically identified as the Antichrist, a superhuman embodiment of evil  who will appear during the Last Times.

It is safe to say that there has never been scholarly consensus as to how to interpret the fantastical images of the Book of Revelation.  But that hasn’t stopped generations of eager Bible students from trying to identify the significance of 666.

In his book, “When Time Shall Be No More:  Prophecy Belief in America Culture”, Paul Boyer has a field day reporting some of the most outrageous efforts.

For instance, if the letter A is 100, B is 101, C is 102 and so forth, then “Hitler” adds up to 666.  Napoleon turns out to be the Antichrist if you spell and number his name with the Arabic alphabet.  British historian Thomas Macaulay noted that Parliament might be the Antichrist since its membership (including clerks) is 666.  Henry Kissinger’s name in Hebrew also adds up to the beastly number.

John F. Kennedy received 666 votes at the 1956 Democratic Convention (where incidentally, he did not receive the presidential nomination).  But later being elected and felled by an assassin, myriads of conspiracy theorists became convinced he was indeed the Beast since the Book of Revelation reports the Antichrist will miraculously recover from a fatal head wound.  This seems to have fueled the QAnon movement that led hundreds of true believers to Dealey Plaza in Dallas last November 22 where they expected that at 12:30pm (the time JFK was shot) either he or his son would rise from the dead and declare Donald Trump to be the true president.

Some have conjectured that VISA, when reduced to Roman numerals (along with a generous amount of imagination) can be transformed into 666.

 

For some people, anxiety about the Antichrist is all too real.  They suffer from a condition called HEXAKOSIOIHEXEKONTAHEXAPHOBIA—the fear of the number 666.  We can truthfully say that if that word shows up in the National Spelling Bee this year, at least one lucky contestant will experience fear.

 

And what might Jesus say if he were to venture an opinion about all these speculations?  We already know what he would say:  “Please stop it.  That’s enough.  You know quite well that you’re never going to guess the details of the end of history.”

 

That’s because Jesus revealed that even he didn’t know such details (Mark 13:32)  We may have the impression that unless we’re in the know about the events in the Book of Revelation, we’re really not part of the flow of God’s story in the world.

How wrong we are.  May God open our eyes to the fact that every person we encounter today is someone deeply treasured by God and for whom Jesus gave his life.  And the way we choose to love and honor each of those persons has the capacity to change the very course of spiritual history.

That very thought should be far more thrilling than hearing the latest theory about the Antichrist.

 

Faithfully,

Ron Naylor, Chaplain

Chaplain’s Corner: XCIII

“Do Your Best”

Johann Sebastian Bach (1685-1750) is deservedly regarded as one of the great musical composers of all
time.  During his own lifetime, however, Bach was largely ignored.  He did not have a university degree.  He had a reputation for being difficult to work with.  He became the musical director of four principal Lutheran churches in Leipzig, Germany, but only after the search committee had failed to hire their first three choices.

His music was considered imitative.

Bach worked in obscurity most of his life.  Few people grasped the quality and the quantity of the music he was creating.

Take Bach’s cantatas.  A cantata is a fully orchestrated composition which often involves a choir.  It may last from 30 minutes to several hours.  These days an average church choir may perform one cantata a year, but only after months of preparation.

Bach wrote at least one entirely new cantata-length work every week for seven consecutive years.  Many of those numbers were performed only once, after which they were never heard from again.

Today we have in our possession about 200 of Bach’s cantatas.  Hundreds of others have vanished.

After his death, Bach’s family was in dire straits financially.  They sold off unknown numbers of his
compositions.

And then there’s the Brandenburg Concerto.  In 1712, Bach was casting about for a new job.  He wrote to a German official, the Margrave of Brandenburg, advertising his availability as a musical composer and
performer.  Bach decided to create an artistic resume.  So he wrote a series of six concerts.  In a cover letter he said they represented the “little talents which Heaven has given me for Music.”

As far as we know the six concertos were never performed for the Margrave, since he didn’t have enough
court musicians on hand.  They were eventually filed.  And then forgotten.

When the Margrave died in 1734, the one and only copy of the concertos was sold for the modern
equivalent of $24.  They wound up in the Brandenburg state archives, where someone finally stumbled upon them 112 years later.

And then for the first time they were played. The world has been staggered by their beauty ever since.

Until a century after Bach’s death, no one knew the Brandenburg Concertos were one of the world’s great musical treasures.

Most of us have never been mistaken for musical geniuses.  But in other regards we may feel a bit like
Bach.

We’ve worked hard on things and nobody even noticed.  No one said thank you for the support you have
given during a difficult time.  Or when we knocked ourselves out trying to reconcile quarreling family
members, but it’s as if our best efforts were filed away and forgotten.  But we know for sure our efforts are not unknown.
At the end of his compositions Bach personally inscribed three Latin words:  Soli Deo Gloria  (For God’s Glory Alone)  He never lost sight of his true audience.

Even when it seems no one is paying attention, our call is still to do our utmost.  To please the Audience of One.

Faithfully,
Ron Naylor, Chaplain

Chaplain’s Corner: XCII

“The Presence of God in Our Lives”

Many people feel a twinge of disappointment the first time they see The Wizard of Oz. The heroes have
journeyed through one obstacle after another in search of some of life’s best gifts. If only I had a brain. If
only I had a heart. If I only had courage. If only I could go home.

But the Wizard has nothing to give Dorothy’s friends except a piece of paper, a ticking clock, and a cheap
metal heart. Is that it?

But gradually it dawns on us that the reason the Wizard has nothing to give the three companions is that
they already have what they have been looking for. The Scarecrow is wise. The Tin Man feels love to the
depth of his—well, where his heart would have been. And the Cowardly Lion is entirely ready and able to
act bravely, which he has demonstrated on several occasions.

And what of Dorothy? The Good Witch informs her that the ruby slippers she is wearing have always been capable of taking her home whenever she wanted. Uh, don’t you think that would have been somewhat useful information to share at the beginning of the journey?

Actually, no. Dorothy has to learn, all by herself what she’s really facing and what she can do about it. And that will only happen by taking that trip down the Yellow Brick Road. The same is true for her companions.

Another way of putting it is that they all need a wake up call, not just from a field of poppies.

We have to accept that human culture is in a mass hypnotic trance—writes Father Richer Rohr, “We’re
sleepwalkers.” That’s what Jesus says on multiple occasions. “Be watchful.” And the Apostle Paul pleads, “Wake up, O sleeper, and rise from the dead and Christ will shine on you.” (Ephesians 5:14)

We may find ourselves slogging through another day with our own set of wishes. If only I knew God was
really there. If I only knew everything was going to be OK. If I only knew that my life mattered. All too often we’re oblivious to the fact that we already have the blessings we’ve been searching for.

We cannot attain the presence of God because we’re already totally in the presence of God. What’s absent is awareness. Little do we realize that God is maintaining us in existence with every breath we take. It’s not that we need to learn something new and amazing to experience a spiritual homecoming with God.

It’s always been possible to go there right now- Just as We Are.

Faithfully,
Ron Naylor, Chaplain

Chaplain’s Corner: XCI

“A Prayer for Our Time”

Gracious Lord, we dream of a world free of poverty and oppression, and we yearn for a world free of vengeance and violence.  We pray for your peace.

When our hearts ache for the victims of war and oppression, help us to remember that you healed people simply by touching them.  And give us faith in our ability to comfort and heal bodies and minds and spirits that have been broken by violence.

When the injustice of this world seems too much for us to handle, help us to remember that you fed 5,000 people with only five loaves of bread and two fish.  And give us hope that with what we have to offer will be enough too.

When fear of the power and opinions of others temps us not to speak up for the least among us, help us to remember that you dared to turn the tables of moneychangers.  And give us the courage to risk following you without counting the cost.

When we tell ourselves that we have given all we can to bring peace to this world, help us to remember your sacrifice.  And give us the miracle of losing a little more of ourselves in serving you and our neighbors.

Walk with us Lord, as we answer your call to be peacemakers.  Increase our compassion, our generosity and our hospitality for the rest of your children.  Give us the courage, the patience, the serenity, the self-honesty and the gentleness of spirit that are needed in a world filled with turmoil and terror.

Faithfully,

Ron Naylor, Chaplain

 

Chaplain’s Corner: LXXXVII

“Grace”

Across the spectrum of global spirituality, is there anything unique to the Christian faith?

Those attending a British conference on comparative religions in the middle of the last century debated that very question. When all is said and done, is there anything associated with following Jesus that has no parallel?

How about the incarnation? That didn’t fly since other religions include stories of various Gods taking on human form. The resurrection perhaps? That’s not unique to Christianity, either since others make claims of people rising from the dead. Miracles? Angels and demons? Guidance provided through dreams and visions? None of those are unique to the faith associated with Jesus of Nazareth.

The debate continued until author and theologian C.S. Lewis wandered into the room. “What’s the rumpus about?” he asked. When told that the delegates were trying to identify what makes Christianity stand apart from other religious options, he said, “Oh, that’s easy. It’s grace.” That was the end of the
discussion.

There is in fact nothing else in the world that holds a candle to Jesus’ teaching that God’s love and
acceptance are absolutely free and unconditional. That idea, however, goes so strongly against the grain of human instinct that virtually all the religions on earth end up promoting a set of spiritual self-improvement strategies. God will favor us if we are good or if we perform, or if we love God first.

Jesus turns all that on its head. And right now he’s making the offer of a lifetime DEAL or NO DEAL. You can be in a transforming relationship with God in which he provides all the power, all the meaning, and all the resources-if you will abandon all your efforts to win God over according to some kind of performance plan.

That’s grace.

Grace means that God’s presence, God’s love, and God’s forgiveness cannot be earned. They cannot be
deserved. They can only be received. No wonder the Apostle Paul begins all 13 of his New Testament
letters with a reference to grace.

In his book, “What the Mystics Know”, Father Richard Rohr describes the alternatives. “There are two utterly different forms of religion. One believes that God will love me if I change. The other believes that God loves me so that I can change!” The first is the most common. The second follows upon an experience of personal indwelling and personal love. I John 4:10 reminds us: “This is love: not that we have loved God, but that he loved us.” One of my friends calls his mother every Sunday evening. Their conversation always ends the same way. He says, “Love you Mom”, and she always answers, “I loved you first.”

God loved us first. The truth is so incredible that if we choose to believe it, our lives will never be the same. Perhaps that sounds like a spiritual pipe dream. But God is utterly committed to see such transformation in our lives. Is there anything that can possibly help that happen?

That’s easy: It’s grace.

Faithfully,
Ron Naylor, Chaplain

Chaplain’s Corner: LXXXVI

“Never Alone”

A large, high-tech icebreaker departed Cape Town, South Africa several days ago. It then headed south,
battling rough seas on its way to the only land mass south of South Africa:  Antarctica.  The mission of the Endurance22 Expedition is to locate the wreckage of a wooden frigate that has been lying at the bottom of the Weddell Sea, under a mile and a half of freezing cold water, for 107 years.  The organizers of the trip hope to locate, survey, and take a complete set of 3D images of Endurance, the boat that carried Ernest Shackleton on one of the greatest polar adventures of all time.

In 1914, the British explorer set out with 27 other men to attempt the impossible:  walking from one side of Antarctica to the other.  They didn’t get very far.

Shackleton knew that the Weddell Sea, where it joins the Larsen Ice Shelf is the “worst portion of the worst sea in the world.”  His assessment proved to be prophetic.  Endurance never even delivered the explorers to the Antarctic shoreline.  It became trapped in solid pack ice and was crushed over the next 10 months by shifting movements of gigantic ice plates.

When it became clear that the ship could not be saved, the men spilled out onto the ice holding their
possessions.

They now had no shelter and no way whatsoever of telling anyone else about their condition.  Imagine being in the middle of one of Earth’s most forbidding wastelands and having no cell phones, internet, or GPS-let alone a post office where they could drop of “snail mail” cries for help.

Incredibly, they would all survive-but rescue was still almost two years away.  Shackleton gathered the men.  Speaking with the utmost conviction, as Alfred Lansing puts it in his book Endurance, “Shackleton pointed out that no article was of any value when weighed against their ultimate survival, and exhorted them to be ruthless in ridding themselves of every unnecessary ounce regardless of its value.

Leaders need to lead the way.  That’s exactly what Shackleton did.  “After he had spoken, he reached under his parka and took out a gold cigarette case and several gold sovereigns and threw them into the snow at his feet.”  He was also carrying a Bible that had been given to him by the Queen of England.  It also had to go.  But first he tore out one chapter and put it into his pocket.  If you could hold on to just one chapter of the Bible, what would it be?

Shackleton chose the 23 rd Psalm, presumably because it includes these words:  “The Lord is my Shepherd.  I shall not want…Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, For Thou art with me.”

Maybe your life feels shipwrecked now.  Every step seems like another step into the wilderness, and you
wonder when you will ever find your way home.

But even if you have nothing, you still have everything you need.  You are not alone.  His Presence will go with you.

Faithfully,
Ron Naylor, Chaplain

Chaplain’s Corner: LXXXV

“Blessed to be a Blessing”

Carol Gartner was over a million dollars in debt from a failed real estate venture.  She was 52 years old,
divorced and heartbroken.  She had no job, no income and no prospects.  “My attorney just shook her head and said, “You need to get a therapist or get a dog.”

So she got a dog.

Carol responded to an ad for Zeida, a four-month-old-saggy-faced bulldog.  “As soon as I walked in, her face was just a mirror image of how I felt in my heart.  She needed love and I needed love.”  What they both really needed was a way to put food on the table and chow in the puppy dish.

Carol heard that a local pet store was sponsoring a Christmas card contest.  First prize was 40 pounds of
puppy chow a month for a year.  “Ok, Zeida, you get 20 pounds and I get 20 pounds, and with ketchup
maybe it’s not too bad.”  She put Zeida into a bubble bath and fashioned a “beard” around her canine
friend’s face.  Then she put a Santa cap on her head and took a picture.  Underneath she wrote a caption: “For Christmas. I got a dog for my husband…good trade, huh?”  She won the contest.  That meant almost 500 pounds of dog food for the coming year.  Not only that, she now had a funny Christmas card to share with her friends.

They loved it.  And that gave Gardner an idea.

Drawing on her background in marketing, she invited a highly regarded photographer to come to her house. “You mean you’re dressing up your dog, you want me to come over and take pictures, and you can’t pay me?  Yes, that was the long and short of it. “Trust me,” she pleaded.  Carol ended up with 24 images featuring Zeida in absurd outfits, each accompanied by a zinger or heart-touching caption.  A printer extended 90 days of credit.  When Hallmark jumped on board, the Zeida Wisdom line of greeting cards was born.  Six months later Carol sold her millionth card.

Today the Zeida line is Hallmark’s #1 seller.  There are more than a dozen Zeida Wisdom books, multiple
children’s stories, almost a thousand different greeting cards and an annual revenue for Carol and Zeida
that exceeds five million dollars.

Zeida is also involved in a partnership with the American Humane Association concerning its children’s
hospital initiative which supplies therapy dogs as companions in all of America’s children’s hospitals.  Carol has been incredibly blessed.  But not just for her own sake.  She knows she has been blessed to be a
blessing.  “Giving back is the true sign of success,” she says.  Now 72 years old, she resonates with the
slogan a media personality assigned to her earlier this summer: “72 and still not through.”  She’s currently launching another non-for-profit that will introduce kids to the healing power of pets.
It’s never too late to start over.  And it’s never too late for an all-about-me life to become focused on others.

You’re not too old, too weak, or too broken.  And it’s not too late.  So what is God calling you to do?
Carol Gartner is pretty sure she knows what Zeida would say:  THINK OUTSIDE YOUR CAGE.

Faithfully,
Ron Naylor, Chaplain

Chaplain’s Corner: LXXXIV

“You Are the Salt of the Earth”

The Jesus following life doesn’t begin with a list of “you ought to be’s.” It starts
with the words “you are.” This is a big deal. People are typically prepared to hear
a track coach or military general or even a Bible waving preacher set out the
territory urging us to become one or be conquered. “Here’s what you’re going to
have to do, and it’s not going to be easy.” We are used to being challenged to
become what we should be.

But Jesus comes at things from the other direction. Before He tells us what to do,
He tells us who we are. Rather than urging us to become what we ought to be, He
simply states we should be what we already are.

According to the Sermon on the Mount, if you’ve thrown in your lot with Christ,
you are exactly what the world needs. But since modern Americans have become
anxious about their sodium intake, is it really a happy thing to be identified as
salt? It is indeed. When Jesus’ original listeners heard him say they were the salt
of the earth, as many as five things might have come to mind.

First, salt was a symbol of Purity. The salt crystals that we shake onto our green
beans are almost totally intermingled with other compounds. Salt was valuable
enough in the ancient world to be used as a form of payment. To this day someone
might say, “He’s worth his salt.” The word salary itself is directly related to those
little crystals.

Second, Jesus’ mention of salt connoted Flavoring. Salt provided seasoning in a
nearly spice-free diet. Salt makes almost everything taste better. We are meant to
be the spice that flavors society; that takes the edge of the world in which we live
and bring joy and pleasure and a heightened sense of taste wherever we go.

Third, salt was the finest Preservative known in the ancient world. Salt kept good
food from going bad. Salt was just about the only way to keep meat and fish safe to
eat.

Fourth, salt as known to advance Healing. Most of us have experienced that
momentary sting, but then the soothing comfort, of plunging a skin wound into a
saline solution like the ocean.

Finally, salt Kills. Those of us who live in a part of the world where streets are
routinely salted during the winter months are aware sodium chloride’s ability to
help melt snow and ice- and to leave behind a “death zone” where weeds and grass
will struggle to grow next spring.

Purity, Flavoring, Preserving, Healing and Cleansing. That’s what it means to be
the salt of the earth. The problem is that we’re not much good to the earth if we
spend most of our hours inside a salt container-even a beautiful one like a church
sanctuary or a cozy spot in your apartment where you can read or watch TV.

Our grandparents called their little bottles of seasoning “salt cellars.” We
must get out of the cellar and into a salt shaker-into any ministry or relationship
that challenges us to do what we’ve always been called to do.

Our call is to be a healing, cleansing, preserving and flavoring presence wherever
we go. Jesus, after all, would definitely be the first person to say, “Please pass the
salt!”

Faithfully,
Ron Naylor, Chaplain

 

Chaplain’s Corner: LXXXIII

“Loving Our Enemies”

On May 7, 1915, some nine months after the start of World War I, a German U
boat torpedoed the passenger liner Lusitania as it sailed in neutral waters off the
southern coast of Ireland. The ship vanished in just 18 minutes. Nearly 1200
passengers died. A third of the victims were women and children and 128 of those
who were lost were Americans. Since the United States wasn’t a combatant in the
war-that wouldn’t happen for two more years-Americans were outraged.

It didn’t help that Germany made the outrageous decision to declare a national
holiday to celebrate the sinking of the passenger ship that couldn’t fight back.

All of a sudden, as social historian Bill Bryson documents in his book One Summer,
it was dangerous to be a German in America. A German man in St. Louis was
hanged by a mob because he spoke out about America. German businesses were
boycotted. Restaurants stopped serving German food. Sauerkraut famously
became liberty cabbage. Some communities made it illegal to play German music.
Iowa outlawed conversations in any language other than English in schools, at
church or even the telephone. There is no use in anyone wasting time praying in
any language other than English the Governor of Iowa stated.

That would come as new to St. Augustine, who prayed in Latin; to Watchman Nee
who prayed in Chinese; to Pope Francis who regularly prays in his native Spanish
and to Jesus who talked to his heavenly Father on a daily basis in Hebrew or
Aramaic.

Aside from the important lesson of not looking to elected officials for theological
pointers, this impassioned chapter in American history reminds us of something
profound. Jesus calls us not to blast our enemies, but to love them.

Praying for those who misunderstand and hurt us is at the core of Jesus’ Sermon
on the Mount. This is one of the most counterintuitive choices for human beings of
every generation.

Where do we even start?

If you are hoping to make a New Year’s resolution that will fundamentally change
your life, ask God for the grace to pray at least once a day in 2022 the hardest
prayer.

Pray for that family member who snubbed you at Christmas. Pray for the military
leaders, Presidents and common soldiers who are glaring at each other across the
country of Russia and Ukraine.

You cannot possibly do these things in your own strength. But if you ask Him, God
will put his own love into your heart. You can be sure that God will be listening to
all such requests. In every language!

Faithfully,
Ron Naylor, Chaplain